Silent Night — Santa — Men’s Tee
Silent Night — Santa — Men’s Tee
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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Christmas lunch. Round one.
“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Santa’s got the boxing gloves on, the stubbies and tinnies are lined up, and the family group chat has officially entered the room.
Big, vintage-style red-and-cream artwork turns Christmas lunch drama into a wearable punchline. Chuck it on for the backyard barbie or gift the bloke who always has the last word. Match it with the Mrs Claus version for double the festive carry-on.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
Find your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.
Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Made for your Christmas plans
Printed to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our returns policy.
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