Silent Night — Mrs Claus — Women’s Tee
Silent Night — Mrs Claus — Women’s Tee
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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She runs Christmas lunch. And the final round.
“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Mrs Claus has put the gloves on for this cheeky Christmas tee, complete with stubbies, tinnies and absolutely no plans to keep the peace.
Bold red-and-cream lettering, a detailed vintage-style illustration and an easy full-length women’s fit make this one for the loudest laugh at the barbie. Gift your favourite bad influence or pair it with the Santa version for matching family Christmas chaos.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white
- Regular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–3XL
Find your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.
Size guide · AS Colour Maple 4001
Regular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 45.5 (17.9) | 63.5 (25.0) |
| S | 48 (18.9) | 64.5 (25.4) |
| M | 50.5 (19.9) | 65.5 (25.8) |
| L | 53 (20.9) | 66.5 (26.2) |
| XL | 55.5 (21.9) | 67.5 (26.6) |
| 2XL | 58 (22.8) | 68.5 (27.0) |
| 3XL | 60.5 (23.8) | 69.5 (27.4) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Made for your Christmas plans
Printed to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our returns policy.
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