Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — White
Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — White
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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Santa’s beer had a very short evening.
You left a beer out for Santa. Then you drank it. Then several more. This white men’s Christmas tee tells the whole sorry story in bold black-and-red lettering with a festive beer illustration.
A cheeky pick for the backyard Christmas barbecue or a gift for your favourite party starter. Style it with shorts and let the shirt deliver the punchline.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · White
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
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Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.