Dear Santa, Define Behaved — Men's Staple Tee — White
Dear Santa, Define Behaved — Men's Staple Tee — White
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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Good behaviour is open to interpretation.
For the bloke who would like to review the terms and conditions of Santa’s nice list. A small charcoal chest print and red Santa hat keep this funny Christmas shirt sharp, simple and easy to wear.
Throw it on with shorts for the family barbecue, Christmas lunch or a casual end-of-year get-together. Understated shirt. Excellent excuse.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · White
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
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Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.