Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — Black
Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — Black
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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One for Santa. Several for you.
The Santa Beer tee is for the bloke whose good intentions lasted about one sip. Cream-and-red lettering pops against black cotton, telling the story of Santa’s missing drink and the several that followed.
Wear this funny Christmas shirt to a barbecue, festive catch-up or casual party. A straightforward gift for the mate who always brings the banter.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · Black
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
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Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.