Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal — Men’s Staple Tee — White
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal — Men’s Staple Tee — White
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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The Christmas dress code said festive. It didn’t say polite.
MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMAL puts the message front and centre in bold red lettering on a white men’s tee. For Christmas lunch, backyard BBQs and mates who consider manners a seasonal extra.
Pair it with shorts and thongs. Let the shirt handle the Christmas greeting.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · White
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
Pick your size and sort your Christmas uniform.
Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Before you order
Compare the garment measurements with a tee you already wear. See our returns policy for change-of-mind and sizing terms; your Australian consumer guarantees still apply.
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Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.