Merry Christmas, Ya Festive Cunts — Men's Staple Tee
Merry Christmas, Ya Festive Cunts — Men's Staple Tee
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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Polite Christmas greetings have left the chat.
“Merry Christmas, ya festive cunts.” Ornate vintage lettering, holly, baubles and a Santa-gloved middle finger give this men’s Christmas tee absolutely no interest in the nice list.
Choose black or white and let the full-colour front print do the talking. A statement tee for adult parties, loud mates and blokes who like their Christmas humour thoroughly unfiltered. Contains explicit language and a rude gesture.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white
- Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–5XL
Find your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.
Size guide · AS Colour Staple 5001
Regular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43 (16.9) | 68 (26.8) |
| S | 47 (18.5) | 71 (28.0) |
| M | 52 (20.5) | 75 (29.5) |
| L | 56.5 (22.2) | 78.5 (30.9) |
| XL | 61 (24.0) | 82 (32.3) |
| 2XL | 64 (25.2) | 83.5 (32.9) |
| 3XL | 68 (26.8) | 85 (33.5) |
| 4XL | 75 (29.5) | 87 (34.3) |
| 5XL | 80 (31.5) | 89 (35.0) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.