Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — White
Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — White
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Perfect for Christmas gifts. One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.
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Regular fit. Irregular behaviour.
A crisp white Christmas tee with a not-so-innocent punchline. “I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe” lands in bold black-and-red type, topped off with a festive Santa hat.
The full-length Maple fit works with denim, linen shorts or a skirt. An easy outfit for Christmas lunch with mates who appreciate a naughty joke.
Australian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.
Your tee, in detail
- AS Colour Maple 4001 · White
- Regular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.
- 100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM
- Front digital print · printed to order in Australia
- Available sizes XS–3XL
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Size guide · AS Colour Maple 4001
Regular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 45.5 (17.9) | 63.5 (25.0) |
| S | 48 (18.9) | 64.5 (25.4) |
| M | 50.5 (19.9) | 65.5 (25.8) |
| L | 53 (20.9) | 66.5 (26.2) |
| XL | 55.5 (21.9) | 67.5 (26.6) |
| 2XL | 58 (22.8) | 68.5 (27.0) |
| 3XL | 60.5 (23.8) | 69.5 (27.4) |
How to measure: Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.
Width is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.
AS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. Official garment guide.
Lifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.