{"product_id":"silent-night-santa-men-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Santa — Men’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas lunch. Round one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Santa’s got the boxing gloves on, the stubbies and tinnies are lined up, and the family group chat has officially entered the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig, vintage-style red-and-cream artwork turns Christmas lunch drama into a wearable punchline. Chuck it on for the backyard barbie or gift the bloke who always has the last word. Match it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee\"\u003eMrs Claus version\u003c\/a\u003e for double the festive carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7d1c4;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. Production and delivery are separate; see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67640999018863,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67640999051631,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67640999084399,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67640999117167,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67640999149935,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640999182703,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640999215471,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67640999248239,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67640999281007,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67640999346543,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67640999379311,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67640999412079,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67640999444847,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67640999477615,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640999510383,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640999543151,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67640999575919,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67640999608687,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_eac56f2e-2465-460f-89e9-872590ffff1f.png?v=1790897202","url":"https:\/\/onthenaughtylist.com\/products\/silent-night-santa-men-s-tee","provider":"On the Naughty List","version":"1.0","type":"link"}