{"product_id":"silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Mrs Claus — Women’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe runs Christmas lunch. And the final round.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Mrs Claus has put the gloves on for this cheeky Christmas tee, complete with stubbies, tinnies and absolutely no plans to keep the peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold red-and-cream lettering, a detailed vintage-style illustration and an easy full-length women’s fit make this one for the loudest laugh at the barbie. Gift your favourite bad influence or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-santa-men-s-tee\"\u003eSanta version\u003c\/a\u003e for matching family Christmas chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. Production and delivery are separate; see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67640932172143,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67640932204911,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67640932237679,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67640932270447,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67640932303215,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640932335983,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640932368751,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67640932860271,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67640932893039,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67640932925807,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67640932958575,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67640932991343,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640933024111,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640933056879,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_57470ecf-2b2c-4605-9c59-3f1aebc38ecd.png?v=1790897202","url":"https:\/\/onthenaughtylist.com\/products\/silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee","provider":"On the Naughty List","version":"1.0","type":"link"}