{"title":"Women’s Christmas T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eCheeky women’s Christmas T-shirts for festive lunches, summer BBQs and the friends who always bring the banter. Explore Santa slogans, playful graphics and off-duty elves on regular-fit AS Colour Maple tees, printed to order in Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your Christmas fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWomen’s Maple tees run from XS–3XL. Use the size chart on each product to compare chest width and length with a tee you already love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll tops are $49.95 AUD. Mix any 3 or more eligible tops and save 10% automatically at checkout. Shipping extra; cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-tees\"\u003eShop all Christmas tees\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping information\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003eAsk about an event date\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-maple-t-shirt-black","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little festive. A little unfiltered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold cream-and-red lettering gives this black women’s Christmas tee its cheeky edge. “I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe” is the festive confession that says plenty before you say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe regular, full-length Maple cut is easy with jeans, shorts or a skirt. Add a little mischief to Christmas drinks or gift your favourite bad influence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67622145851759,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67622145884527,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67622145917295,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67622145950063,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67622145982831,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67622146015599,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67622146048367,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/hoe-hoe-hoe-maple-black-corrected-1500.webp?v=1790895785"},{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-maple-t-shirt-white","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegular fit. Irregular behaviour.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crisp white Christmas tee with a not-so-innocent punchline. “I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe” lands in bold black-and-red type, topped off with a festive Santa hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe full-length Maple fit works with denim, linen shorts or a skirt. An easy outfit for Christmas lunch with mates who appreciate a naughty joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67623324057967,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67623324090735,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67623324123503,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67623324156271,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67623324189039,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623324221807,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623324254575,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_510c5ac0-736c-4bc1-9080-d7a2fffe22d8.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"santa-for-pm-womens-maple-tee-white","title":"Santa for PM — Women's Maple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas has a new candidate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCast your festive vote in Santa for PM. This white women’s Christmas tee combines a retro Santa illustration with a cheeky Australian political punchline: “At least he delivers.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEasy to style with jeans or a skirt, it brings personality to Christmas lunch and end-of-year drinks. Add it to your festive wardrobe or gift a fellow troublemaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624023753071,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624023785839,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624023818607,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624023851375,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624023884143,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624023916911,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624023949679,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_85c2c6e4-adf3-4f23-bee9-3907c43c6ed6.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-behaved-womens-maple-tee-white","title":"Dear Santa, Define Behaved — Women's Maple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA perfectly reasonable question.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn innocent question with questionable intentions. Refined charcoal lettering and a tiny red Santa hat give this white women’s Christmas tee a clean, understated look. The punchline does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with denim, linen shorts or a festive skirt for Christmas lunch, drinks with the girls or an easy Secret Santa gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624293630319,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624293663087,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624293695855,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624293728623,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624293761391,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624293794159,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624293826927,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_d6fbc18d-2a42-463a-a8ec-1ee2d2a25c27.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"elf-off-duty-womens-maple-t-shirt-black","title":"Elf Off Duty — Women's Maple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHer shift is finished. Her patience went first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe female elf is off duty and making it everyone’s problem. A red-and-green elf lounging in a deck chair pairs with “I’ve done my fkn shift” on this black women’s Christmas tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the woman who has wrapped the presents, organised the lunch and earned a proper sit-down. Wear it with jeans or shorts and consider your festive duties officially complete. Contains explicit language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624373518703,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624373551471,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624373584239,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624373617007,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624373649775,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624373682543,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624373715311,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_d3c12d4b-8b3b-48e4-84c2-4b4ad307ed6b.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"santa-s-favourite-ho-women-s-maple-tee","title":"Santa’s Favourite Ho — Women’s Maple Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta has a favourite. You’ve got the shirt to prove it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig red lettering, sweeping cream script and a cheeky bow turn Santa’s Favourite Ho into a Christmas statement with absolutely no intention of behaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChuck it on with denim shorts for the family barbie, festive drinks or a very questionable Secret Santa reveal. The regular, full-length women’s fit keeps things easy while the print brings the carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67637764718959,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67637764751727,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67637764784495,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67637764817263,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67637764850031,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67637764882799,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67637764915567,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67637766816111,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67637766848879,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67637766881647,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67637766914415,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67637766947183,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67637766979951,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67637767012719,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_a3f8a5db-9c1c-4642-9117-3d0dca4bb60a.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Mrs Claus — Women’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe runs Christmas lunch. And the final round.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Mrs Claus has put the gloves on for this cheeky Christmas tee, complete with stubbies, tinnies and absolutely no plans to keep the peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold red-and-cream lettering, a detailed vintage-style illustration and an easy full-length women’s fit make this one for the loudest laugh at the barbie. Gift your favourite bad influence or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-santa-men-s-tee\"\u003eSanta version\u003c\/a\u003e for matching family Christmas chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. 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