{"title":"Men’s Christmas T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny men’s Christmas T-shirts for backyard BBQs, Christmas lunch and end-of-year catch-ups. Choose cheeky Santa designs and off-duty elves, printed to order in Australia on regular-fit AS Colour Staple tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind your Christmas fit\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMen’s tees run from XS–5XL. Check each product’s garment measurements before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll tops are $49.95 AUD. Mix any 3 or more eligible tops and save 10% automatically at checkout. Shipping extra; cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-tees\"\u003eShop all Christmas tees\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eShipping information\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003eAsk about an event date\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"santa-beer-mens-staple-t-shirt-black","title":"Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne for Santa. Several for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Santa Beer tee is for the bloke whose good intentions lasted about one sip. Cream-and-red lettering pops against black cotton, telling the story of Santa’s missing drink and the several that followed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear this funny Christmas shirt to a barbecue, festive catch-up or casual party. A straightforward gift for the mate who always brings the banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67623322386799,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67623322419567,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67623322452335,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67623322485103,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67623322517871,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623322550639,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623322583407,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67623322616175,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67623322648943,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/santa-beer-black-corrected-1500_3aa18ada-d6e2-45a0-bdae-ea455ee479af.webp?v=1790895784"},{"product_id":"santa-beer-mens-staple-t-shirt-white","title":"Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta’s beer had a very short evening.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou left a beer out for Santa. Then you drank it. Then several more. This white men’s Christmas tee tells the whole sorry story in bold black-and-red lettering with a festive beer illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheeky pick for the backyard Christmas barbecue or a gift for your favourite party starter. Style it with shorts and let the shirt deliver the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. 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Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67623323533679,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67623323566447,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67623323599215,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67623323631983,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67623323664751,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623323697519,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623323730287,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67623323763055,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67623323795823,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE.png?v=1790897032"},{"product_id":"santa-for-pm-mens-staple-tee-white","title":"Santa for PM — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA candidate who actually delivers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta for PM brings a very Australian sense of humour to Christmas. A vintage-style Santa portrait, bold red-and-green graphics and “At least he delivers” make this white men’s tee an instant conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the backyard barbecue or gift it to the mate with an opinion on everything. One festive campaign promise we can all get behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624025882991,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624025915759,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624025948527,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624025981295,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624026014063,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624026046831,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624026079599,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624026112367,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624026145135,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_fda59301-b2e9-4eb6-991d-2609a90f8bd6.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-behaved-mens-staple-tee-white","title":"Dear Santa, Define Behaved — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood behaviour is open to interpretation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the bloke who would like to review the terms and conditions of Santa’s nice list. A small charcoal chest print and red Santa hat keep this funny Christmas shirt sharp, simple and easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrow it on with shorts for the family barbecue, Christmas lunch or a casual end-of-year get-together. Understated shirt. Excellent excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624292614511,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624292647279,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624292680047,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624292712815,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624292745583,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624292778351,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624292811119,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624292843887,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624292876655,"sku":"fNWtuYYftKoYXI|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_62581807-642d-4b5f-a411-8d9a9988dcff.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-ya-festive-cunts-mens-staple-t-shirt-black","title":"Merry Christmas, Ya Festive Cunts — Men's Staple Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePolite Christmas greetings have left the chat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Merry Christmas, ya festive cunts.” Ornate vintage lettering, holly, baubles and a Santa-gloved middle finger give this men’s Christmas tee absolutely no interest in the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose black or white and let the full-colour front print do the talking. A statement tee for adult parties, loud mates and blokes who like their Christmas humour thoroughly unfiltered. Contains explicit language and a rude gesture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624372437359,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624372470127,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624372502895,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624372535663,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624372568431,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624372601199,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624372633967,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624372666735,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624372699503,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624372732271,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624372765039,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624372797807,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624372830575,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624372863343,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624372896111,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624372928879,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624372961647,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624372994415,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_0ed1afd1-e202-4fa1-b390-7cdd74b37c2b.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"elf-off-duty-mens-staple-black","title":"Elf Off Duty — Men's Staple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. 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Retro Christmas colours and “I’ve done my fkn shift” turn this black men’s tee into a cheeky tribute to well-earned downtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn easy pick for the last knock-off before Christmas, a backyard barbecue or the bloke who has had a very long year. Pair it with shorts and put your feet up. Contains explicit language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624377287023,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624377319791,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624377352559,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624377385327,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624377418095,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624377450863,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624377483631,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624377516399,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624377549167,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_da5582de-63fa-467d-8c93-b98316b07e80.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-hold-my-beer-men-s-tee","title":"HO HO Hold My Beer — Men’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFamous last words. Festive edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHO HO HOLD MY BEER. Santa’s swapped the sleigh for an esky, pulled on his thongs and handed over a stubby. You already know this bloke has a terrible idea and far too much confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold retro Christmas tee for backyard BBQs, family catch-ups and the mate who always says “watch this”. Big red lettering, an off-duty Santa and properly Aussie summer energy. Pick black or white and let the shirt start the banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. 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Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. Production and delivery are separate; see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67635408241007,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67635408273775,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67635408306543,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67635408339311,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67635408372079,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67635408404847,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67635408437615,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67635408470383,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67635408503151,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67635409322351,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67635409355119,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67635409387887,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67635409420655,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67635409453423,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67635409486191,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67635409518959,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67635409551727,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67635409584495,"sku":"zBH4ZdRItkOIvp|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_63a3dbdb-b4f4-4f90-95f9-e861a5e6506d.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"silent-night-santa-men-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Santa — Men’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas lunch. Round one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Santa’s got the boxing gloves on, the stubbies and tinnies are lined up, and the family group chat has officially entered the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig, vintage-style red-and-cream artwork turns Christmas lunch drama into a wearable punchline. Chuck it on for the backyard barbie or gift the bloke who always has the last word. Match it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee\"\u003eMrs Claus version\u003c\/a\u003e for double the festive carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7d1c4;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. 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