{"title":"Christmas Tees","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring the banter to Christmas lunch with funny Christmas T-shirts made for Aussie summer gatherings. On the Naughty List is Australian owned, with every tee printed to order in Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose men’s regular-fit tees, women’s regular-fit tees or relaxed crop tees in black and white designs. Find an understated Santa slogan, a knock-off elf or an unapologetically cheeky Christmas gift for your mates.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mens-christmas-t-shirts\"\u003eShop men’s Christmas T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/womens-christmas-t-shirts\"\u003eShop women’s Christmas T-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-crop-tees\"\u003eShop Christmas crop tees\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eKit out the Christmas crew\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll tops are $49.95 AUD. Buy any 3 or more tops from this collection and save 10% automatically at checkout. Mix designs and fits. Shipping is extra; the offer cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose your fit before you order\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach product has a garment size chart in centimetres and inches. Compare the measurements with a tee you already wear. Printed-to-order items cannot be returned just for a change of mind or the wrong size choice; your Australian consumer rights still apply.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAllow for printing as well as delivery. For a specific event date, \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003econtact the crew before ordering\u003c\/a\u003e. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-maple-t-shirt-black","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little festive. A little unfiltered.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold cream-and-red lettering gives this black women’s Christmas tee its cheeky edge. “I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe” is the festive confession that says plenty before you say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe regular, full-length Maple cut is easy with jeans, shorts or a skirt. Add a little mischief to Christmas drinks or gift your favourite bad influence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67622145851759,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67622145884527,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67622145917295,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67622145950063,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67622145982831,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67622146015599,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67622146048367,"sku":"l204irMz5P0m6O|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/hoe-hoe-hoe-maple-black-corrected-1500.webp?v=1790895785"},{"product_id":"santa-beer-mens-staple-t-shirt-black","title":"Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne for Santa. Several for you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Santa Beer tee is for the bloke whose good intentions lasted about one sip. Cream-and-red lettering pops against black cotton, telling the story of Santa’s missing drink and the several that followed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear this funny Christmas shirt to a barbecue, festive catch-up or casual party. A straightforward gift for the mate who always brings the banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67623322386799,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67623322419567,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67623322452335,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67623322485103,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67623322517871,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623322550639,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623322583407,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67623322616175,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67623322648943,"sku":"NQSnDzn2sy0OcW|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/santa-beer-black-corrected-1500_3aa18ada-d6e2-45a0-bdae-ea455ee479af.webp?v=1790895784"},{"product_id":"santa-beer-mens-staple-t-shirt-white","title":"Santa Beer — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. 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This white men’s Christmas tee tells the whole sorry story in bold black-and-red lettering with a festive beer illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA cheeky pick for the backyard Christmas barbecue or a gift for your favourite party starter. Style it with shorts and let the shirt deliver the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67623323533679,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67623323566447,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67623323599215,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67623323631983,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67623323664751,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623323697519,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623323730287,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67623323763055,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67623323795823,"sku":"DoB6DfqCAb40jt|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE.png?v=1790897032"},{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-maple-t-shirt-white","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Maple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRegular fit. Irregular behaviour.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA crisp white Christmas tee with a not-so-innocent punchline. “I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe” lands in bold black-and-red type, topped off with a festive Santa hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe full-length Maple fit works with denim, linen shorts or a skirt. An easy outfit for Christmas lunch with mates who appreciate a naughty joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67623324057967,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67623324090735,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67623324123503,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67623324156271,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67623324189039,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67623324221807,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67623324254575,"sku":"nJFNMrsFZYY1Ej|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_510c5ac0-736c-4bc1-9080-d7a2fffe22d8.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-crop-t-shirt-black","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Crop Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShorter tee. Same level of mischief.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis black Hoe Hoe Hoe crop brings cream-and-red Christmas lettering to a relaxed, easygoing silhouette. The Santa hat looks innocent. The rest of the joke has other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it with high-waisted jeans or shorts for summer catch-ups, festive drinks and your next very questionable group photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Crop 4062 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Crop 4062\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e44 \u003csmall\u003e(17.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50 \u003csmall\u003e(19.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45 \u003csmall\u003e(17.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52.5 \u003csmall\u003e(20.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e46.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55 \u003csmall\u003e(21.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e57.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.1)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-crop-tee-4062\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67623324352879,"sku":"1UNmjqN979E5Wu|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67623324385647,"sku":"1UNmjqN979E5Wu|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67623324418415,"sku":"1UNmjqN979E5Wu|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67623324451183,"sku":"1UNmjqN979E5Wu|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67623324483951,"sku":"1UNmjqN979E5Wu|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_818fb96e-de46-4c93-affd-66d34fbc4041.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"hoe-hoe-hoe-womens-crop-t-shirt-white","title":"Hoe Hoe Hoe — Women's Crop Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little crop. A lot of Christmas attitude.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“I’m feeling like being a little Hoe Hoe Hoe.” Bold black-and-red lettering and a Santa hat put a cheeky twist on Christmas in this white women’s crop tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe relaxed, shorter cut pairs with high-waisted denim, a skirt or summer shorts. Made for the Christmas party outfit that refuses to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Crop 4062 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Crop 4062\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e44 \u003csmall\u003e(17.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50 \u003csmall\u003e(19.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45 \u003csmall\u003e(17.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52.5 \u003csmall\u003e(20.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e46.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55 \u003csmall\u003e(21.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e57.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.1)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-crop-tee-4062\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67623324549487,"sku":"TVQT0R1zug1g9L|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67623324582255,"sku":"TVQT0R1zug1g9L|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67623324615023,"sku":"TVQT0R1zug1g9L|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67623324647791,"sku":"TVQT0R1zug1g9L|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67623324680559,"sku":"TVQT0R1zug1g9L|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_4bebe084-0722-4953-962e-06fae2e4b7ee.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"santa-for-pm-womens-maple-tee-white","title":"Santa for PM — Women's Maple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas has a new candidate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCast your festive vote in Santa for PM. This white women’s Christmas tee combines a retro Santa illustration with a cheeky Australian political punchline: “At least he delivers.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEasy to style with jeans or a skirt, it brings personality to Christmas lunch and end-of-year drinks. Add it to your festive wardrobe or gift a fellow troublemaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624023753071,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624023785839,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624023818607,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624023851375,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624023884143,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624023916911,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624023949679,"sku":"hpQvIsKWb890RZ|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_85c2c6e4-adf3-4f23-bee9-3907c43c6ed6.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"santa-for-pm-mens-staple-tee-white","title":"Santa for PM — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA candidate who actually delivers.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta for PM brings a very Australian sense of humour to Christmas. A vintage-style Santa portrait, bold red-and-green graphics and “At least he delivers” make this white men’s tee an instant conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the backyard barbecue or gift it to the mate with an opinion on everything. One festive campaign promise we can all get behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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\u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624025882991,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624025915759,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624025948527,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624025981295,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624026014063,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624026046831,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624026079599,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624026112367,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624026145135,"sku":"2IUQ0GcHwDTV0s|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_fda59301-b2e9-4eb6-991d-2609a90f8bd6.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"dear-santa-define-behaved-mens-staple-tee-white","title":"Dear Santa, Define Behaved — Men's Staple Tee — White","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood behaviour is open to interpretation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the bloke who would like to review the terms and conditions of Santa’s nice list. A small charcoal chest print and red Santa hat keep this funny Christmas shirt sharp, simple and easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrow it on with shorts for the family barbecue, Christmas lunch or a casual end-of-year get-together. Understated shirt. Excellent excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. 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GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA perfectly reasonable question.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn innocent question with questionable intentions. Refined charcoal lettering and a tiny red Santa hat give this white women’s Christmas tee a clean, understated look. The punchline does the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with denim, linen shorts or a festive skirt for Christmas lunch, drinks with the girls or an easy Secret Santa gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624293630319,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624293663087,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624293695855,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624293728623,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624293761391,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624293794159,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624293826927,"sku":"rIn94DISz0O90G|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_d6fbc18d-2a42-463a-a8ec-1ee2d2a25c27.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-ya-festive-cunts-mens-staple-t-shirt-black","title":"Merry Christmas, Ya Festive Cunts — Men's Staple Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePolite Christmas greetings have left the chat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Merry Christmas, ya festive cunts.” Ornate vintage lettering, holly, baubles and a Santa-gloved middle finger give this men’s Christmas tee absolutely no interest in the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose black or white and let the full-colour front print do the talking. A statement tee for adult parties, loud mates and blokes who like their Christmas humour thoroughly unfiltered. Contains explicit language and a rude gesture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. 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Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67624372437359,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67624372470127,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67624372502895,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67624372535663,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67624372568431,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624372601199,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624372633967,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624372666735,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624372699503,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624372732271,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624372765039,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624372797807,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624372830575,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624372863343,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624372896111,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624372928879,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624372961647,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624372994415,"sku":"33DSdrIIbntu0n|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_0ed1afd1-e202-4fa1-b390-7cdd74b37c2b.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"elf-off-duty-womens-maple-t-shirt-black","title":"Elf Off Duty — Women's Maple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHer shift is finished. Her patience went first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe female elf is off duty and making it everyone’s problem. A red-and-green elf lounging in a deck chair pairs with “I’ve done my fkn shift” on this black women’s Christmas tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the woman who has wrapped the presents, organised the lunch and earned a proper sit-down. Wear it with jeans or shorts and consider your festive duties officially complete. Contains explicit language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624373518703,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624373551471,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624373584239,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624373617007,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624373649775,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624373682543,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624373715311,"sku":"C1n6y9pI1P6HaG|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_d3c12d4b-8b3b-48e4-84c2-4b4ad307ed6b.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"elf-off-duty-mens-staple-black","title":"Elf Off Duty — Men's Staple Tee — Black","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClocked off. Christmas can wait.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe toy-making is done and this elf has claimed his chair. Retro Christmas colours and “I’ve done my fkn shift” turn this black men’s tee into a cheeky tribute to well-earned downtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn easy pick for the last knock-off before Christmas, a backyard barbecue or the bloke who has had a very long year. Pair it with shorts and put your feet up. Contains explicit language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #ccd6c8;border-radius:12px;padding:18px;background:#fff4d9;color:#163e32\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#163e32\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#163e32;color:#fff4d9\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#f1f4ed\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#163e32;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px\"\u003eLifestyle model images are AI-generated styling mockups. Check the product flatlay for artwork detail and use the measurements above to choose your size.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67624377287023,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67624377319791,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67624377352559,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67624377385327,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67624377418095,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67624377450863,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67624377483631,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67624377516399,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67624377549167,"sku":"Y0ipPy0dOYgEYH|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_da5582de-63fa-467d-8c93-b98316b07e80.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-hold-my-beer-men-s-tee","title":"HO HO Hold My Beer — Men’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFamous last words. Festive edition.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHO HO HOLD MY BEER. Santa’s swapped the sleigh for an esky, pulled on his thongs and handed over a stubby. You already know this bloke has a terrible idea and far too much confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA bold retro Christmas tee for backyard BBQs, family catch-ups and the mate who always says “watch this”. Big red lettering, an off-duty Santa and properly Aussie summer energy. Pick black or white and let the shirt start the banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7d1c4;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid 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style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. 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GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta has a favourite. You’ve got the shirt to prove it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig red lettering, sweeping cream script and a cheeky bow turn Santa’s Favourite Ho into a Christmas statement with absolutely no intention of behaving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChuck it on with denim shorts for the family barbie, festive drinks or a very questionable Secret Santa reveal. The regular, full-length women’s fit keeps things easy while the print brings the carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. 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Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67637764718959,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67637764751727,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67637764784495,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67637764817263,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67637764850031,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67637764882799,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67637764915567,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67637766816111,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67637766848879,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67637766881647,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67637766914415,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67637766947183,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67637766979951,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67637767012719,"sku":"cLYMPnBr9PVdIn|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_a3f8a5db-9c1c-4642-9117-3d0dca4bb60a.png?v=1790897201"},{"product_id":"santa-s-favourite-ho-women-s-crop-tee","title":"Santa’s Favourite Ho — Women’s Crop Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. 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Bold red lettering, cream retro script and a festive bow bring sweet wrapping to a very naughty punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePair it with high-waisted shorts or jeans for Christmas drinks, backyard barbies and the group photo nobody’s sending to Nan. An easy summer fit for your favourite troublemaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Crop 4062 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Crop 4062\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRelaxed fit with dropped shoulders and a shorter cropped body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e44 \u003csmall\u003e(17.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50 \u003csmall\u003e(19.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45 \u003csmall\u003e(17.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e52.5 \u003csmall\u003e(20.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e46.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55 \u003csmall\u003e(21.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e47.5 \u003csmall\u003e(18.7)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e57.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.1)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-crop-tee-4062\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67637841494383,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67637841527151,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67637841559919,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67637841592687,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67637841625455,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67637844705647,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67637844738415,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67637844771183,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67637844803951,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67637844836719,"sku":"i6w3vAUJDSDbNE|AS-COLOUR-4062-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_549d903d-3c48-482c-9c36-71eb313e8133.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Mrs Claus — Women’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe runs Christmas lunch. And the final round.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Mrs Claus has put the gloves on for this cheeky Christmas tee, complete with stubbies, tinnies and absolutely no plans to keep the peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold red-and-cream lettering, a detailed vintage-style illustration and an easy full-length women’s fit make this one for the loudest laugh at the barbie. Gift your favourite bad influence or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-santa-men-s-tee\"\u003eSanta version\u003c\/a\u003e for matching family Christmas chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Maple 4001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7cdb9;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Maple 4001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular women’s fit with a crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e45.5 \u003csmall\u003e(17.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e63.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e48 \u003csmall\u003e(18.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e64.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e50.5 \u003csmall\u003e(19.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e65.5 \u003csmall\u003e(25.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e53 \u003csmall\u003e(20.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e66.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e55.5 \u003csmall\u003e(21.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e67.5 \u003csmall\u003e(26.6)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#ebe5d8\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e58 \u003csmall\u003e(22.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e68.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e60.5 \u003csmall\u003e(23.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d8dfd4\"\u003e69.5 \u003csmall\u003e(27.4)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/wos-maple-tee-4001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. Production and delivery are separate; see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67640932172143,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67640932204911,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67640932237679,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67640932270447,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67640932303215,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640932335983,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640932368751,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67640932860271,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67640932893039,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67640932925807,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67640932958575,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67640932991343,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640933024111,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640933056879,"sku":"HF0ba4xckXRIsf|AS-COLOUR-4001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/BLACK_57470ecf-2b2c-4605-9c59-3f1aebc38ecd.png?v=1790897202"},{"product_id":"silent-night-santa-men-s-tee","title":"Silent Night — Santa — Men’s Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"naughty-bundle-offer\" style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6;border:2px solid #e8b74b;padding:18px;margin:0 0 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;color:#e8b74b;font-size:22px;line-height:1.2;font-weight:800;\"\u003eBUY 3+ TOPS. GET 10% OFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/strong\u003e One for you, two for your favourite bad influences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;color:#f4f0e6;\"\u003eMix and match men’s tees, women’s tees and crops. Your 10% discount applies automatically at checkout when you buy 3 or more tops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 10px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\" style=\"color:#e8b74b;font-weight:700;text-decoration:underline;\"\u003ePick your next Christmas gift →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;color:#f4f0e6;font-size:12px;\"\u003eShipping extra. Cannot be combined with other discounts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChristmas lunch. Round one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e“SILENT NIGHT? NOT IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY.” Santa’s got the boxing gloves on, the stubbies and tinnies are lined up, and the family group chat has officially entered the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBig, vintage-style red-and-cream artwork turns Christmas lunch drama into a wearable punchline. Chuck it on for the backyard barbie or gift the bloke who always has the last word. Match it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/silent-night-mrs-claus-women-s-tee\"\u003eMrs Claus version\u003c\/a\u003e for double the festive carry-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAustralian owned. Printed to order right here in Australia.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYour tee, in detail\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAS Colour Staple 5001 · Black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed cotton · midweight 180 GSM\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront digital print · printed to order in Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes XS–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFind your fit, pick your size and claim your place on the naughty list.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails open style=\"margin:24px 0;border:1px solid #d7d1c4;border-radius:0;padding:18px;background:#f4f0e6;color:#20201d\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"font-weight:700;font-size:18px;cursor:pointer\"\u003eSize guide · AS Colour Staple 5001\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:12px 0;font-size:14px\"\u003eRegular fit with a classic crew neck and full-length body. Compare with a tee you already love. Measurements are for the garment laid flat, not your body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto\"\u003e\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:14px;color:#20201d\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption style=\"text-align:left;padding:0 0 10px;font-size:12px\"\u003eCentimetres, with inches in brackets\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead style=\"background:#20201d;color:#f4f0e6\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eChest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" style=\"padding:12px 10px;text-align:left\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e43 \u003csmall\u003e(16.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e47 \u003csmall\u003e(18.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e71 \u003csmall\u003e(28.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e52 \u003csmall\u003e(20.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e56.5 \u003csmall\u003e(22.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e78.5 \u003csmall\u003e(30.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e61 \u003csmall\u003e(24.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e82 \u003csmall\u003e(32.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e64 \u003csmall\u003e(25.2)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e83.5 \u003csmall\u003e(32.9)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e68 \u003csmall\u003e(26.8)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e85 \u003csmall\u003e(33.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#eae5d9\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e75 \u003csmall\u003e(29.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e87 \u003csmall\u003e(34.3)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background:#fffaf0\"\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\" style=\"padding:10px;text-align:left;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e80 \u003csmall\u003e(31.5)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;border-bottom:1px solid #d7d1c4\"\u003e89 \u003csmall\u003e(35.0)\u003c\/small\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:14px 0 6px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to measure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lay a similar tee flat without stretching. Measure the chest straight across from underarm to underarm. Measure length from the high shoulder point beside the collar to the bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;margin:6px 0\"\u003eWidth is one flat side, not the full chest circumference. Compare both width and length; choose the dimensions that suit your preferred fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;margin:10px 0 0\"\u003eAS Colour advises measurements may vary by up to 2.5 cm. Inches are rounded. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.ascolour.com.au\/staple-tee-5001\/\" style=\"color:#20201d;text-decoration:underline\"\u003eOfficial garment guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMade for your Christmas plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. Check the size guide carefully before ordering: we don’t accept change-of-mind or wrong-size returns. Faulty or incorrect items remain covered by your Australian consumer guarantees. See our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003ereturns policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping is calculated at checkout. Production and delivery are separate; see our \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e for details.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On the Naughty List","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":67640999018863,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67640999051631,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67640999084399,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67640999117167,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67640999149935,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640999182703,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640999215471,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":67640999248239,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":67640999281007,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":67640999346543,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67640999379311,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67640999412079,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67640999444847,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67640999477615,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67640999510383,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67640999543151,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67640999575919,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":67640999608687,"sku":"neqC7XEeAlnDkN|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/7951\/0639\/files\/WHITE_eac56f2e-2465-460f-89e9-872590ffff1f.png?v=1790897202"}],"url":"https:\/\/onthenaughtylist.com\/collections\/christmas-tees.oembed","provider":"On the Naughty List","version":"1.0","type":"link"}